Two Grown Men

It was two days after vacation,
The cafe, a cup of coffee and a meeting.
The president and the vice president,
catching up after the winter break.

"Wait, wait", I said.
"Gentlemen this is not the place."
Too retired to grow men,
Red faced and growling & scratching like kids.

One a retired United States Coast Guard Lieutenant,
The other a past Presbyterian minister with great guidance.
Crawling up each others spines,
Creating havoc in each others' minds.

I looked on and around as we were viewed shocked,
Growing up to feeling not sure why this was again taught.
I simply placed myself between the crossed,
And when that didn't work I walked.

Plus What?

Plus this plus that,
Why are so many american people so fat.
Entitled and on the march,
To a place full of nuts.
Easy this easy that,
Your sloths are not so fast.